This red crap is not only refusing to vacate the area around my finger, it is increasingly, and annoyingly, pulling at my finger.

What a nuisance.

Other people seem similarly afflicted, I suppose this means I can no longer blame Aziraphale.

... Curse my curiosity... this is becoming increasingly intriguing.

Hm, I need a distraction. Nothing I've tried so far gets rid of this.