Anthony J. Crowley

Resolution #1: I will attempt to broaden my current scope from Tayon and acknowledge that that particular area of the city does not require much assistance.

Resolution #2: Find a way to get the smoking bans removed. It is bad enough Downstairs without having to suffer it here as well.

Resolution #3: Find a way to keep Hastur distracted another year before he discovers a way to follow along for revenge.

Resolution #4: Get Downstairs to recognize the achievement of iPads. Have they even looked at the artistically designed flaws? It is a grander achievment than ipods and not a single commendation to be seen.

Resolution #5: Keep Malus alive and well. Teach him appropriate conduct and how to glare at the plants just right.

Resolution #6: I will remember to send Apple the new insurance contracts. As well as leave another of the unreleased models at a bar. That worked so brilliantly last time, even I was impressed

Resolution # 7: Think of the perfect opportunity to redeem the apple. Be sure to bewilder Aziraphale by waiting long enough but not long enough to be considered patient. Those virtues are over-rated

I picked up a few items from the club last night. Someone's cell phone, a wallet, and a shoe that is missing it's other half.

If you find yourself missing these things, and you were in Tayon last night, I would be glad to return them to their owners at the casino a few blocks down. I'll even buy you a drink.


//Private to Matthew Williams//
You still need better clothes. Come downtown with me sometime and I'll show you where you can find something more... stylish.

I may very well squirt myself in the head with Holy Water
I don't know how it happened
I don't care how it happened.
I just want an explanation as to why it is not fixed
Do you honestly expect me to live with an Angel?
Do you realize how much of a damper this puts on my work, my style, my... relative Sanity
All things considered, I suppose things could be worse.
However.
This needs fixed.
I do not know how long I will be able to handle sleeping on a couch in the same house as my enemy ... friend... Acquaintence
Not to mention those godawf-, helli- ... rather un-stylish chairs

I need a drink.
And a few good bad deeds.

It took some skilful manoeuvring to get here, but I have finally settled in to this delightful city. I had to replace a few of the houseplant (Wilting, I did tell them not to do that, but it seems they needed reminding) and it was some what of a hassle getting The Bentley here, but I have everything settled. There is so much potential in this city. Frustrated and idle humans just waiting to have a little temptation sent their way. I am looking forward to going about in the next few days. It has been a while since I had new surroundings. Granted things are always changing but when you stay put for too long, it's all the same regardless.

I must remember to go pay Aziraphale's new store a visit. I am thinking of putting some holiday adds in the paper to give him some much needed advertising. I can already imagine the look on his face when he gets an unexpected holiday rush wanting to buy his beloved collection of dust collectors.

I plan to pay a visit to an area of the city I overheard being discussed on the way here by the name of Tayon. It sounds like a promising place to start doing my job before Below decides I am too lax in my work.

I also received a new Apple laptop today, from which I am posting this. The irony is not lost on me. What a wonderful name for a device that so conveniently places sin at the fingertips of those who use it.

It seems to be snowing rather determinedly right now, and more has been forecasted. Perhaps I will see about some well-placed black ice.

If someone hits the Bentley with their incompetent driving again they will find themselves in a much colder place than this. I am sure they will find it hard to dent anything but snow from the ice sheets of Antartica.