The Invisible Man

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Not Amused.

A note of Edit: As the temporary nation of Canada, Fuck all of you other nations.

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[bythecoastof.livejournal.com]

A learning experience, perhaps.

He secretly misses it

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At least the music in the Bentley isn't Queen

Secretly?

[bythecoastof.livejournal.com]

And that would make it less so.

Also there is a polar bear in the living room wth.

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How I manage to get stuck with the one nation devoid of weapons of destruction...

Free healthcare. I am going to be ill.

[bythecoastof.livejournal.com]

Perhaps you should focus on the pockets being lined.

[apple_inc]

I can't even begin to tell you how little I understand that statement.

Why does everyone in Canada have to be so full of GOOD WILL

[bythecoastof.livejournal.com]

I'll leave you to ponder it on your own time, as it seems you have much of it right now.

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[bythecoastof.livejournal.com]

♥

[mr-a-fell.livejournal.com]

CROWLEY GET THIS BLASTED ANIMAL OUT OF HERE NOW AND YOU WILL BE REIMBURSING ME FOR ANY DAMAGE THAT INFERNAL BEAST CAUSES TO MY BOOKS.

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On second thought, the bear isn't so bad.

[mr-a-fell.livejournal.com]

...would you care for some some tea, my good man??

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No.

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Actually, yes. Yes I would.

he's only just realised.

[mr-a-fell.livejournal.com]

.....

You're not coming back until that horrific monster has been disposed of.

Haha take that

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Aziraphale! I'm surprised at you. Wrath against a harmless animal? And you call me the serpent.

[mr-a-fell.livejournal.com]

I haven't harmed the wretched thing. And it's... it's getting hair and dander everywhere! Who KNOWS What that could do to my books! AND IT'S GNAWING. GET IT OFF. NOW OR I MAY BE COMPELLED TO REMOVE PARTS OF IT.

[shadowmaple.livejournal.com]

Thats kumakichi, just give him some fish or maple syrup and he should just wander away.

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He seems to be enjoying the books.

[shadowmaple.livejournal.com]

Well yes.. he does like a good book...

[mr-a-fell.livejournal.com]

I DON'T CARE I WANT IT GONE.

[hetlandvan.livejournal.com]

...This mean I gotta give you flowers too?

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...What?

[hetlandvan.livejournal.com]

It's a holiday.

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Holidays are better celebrated with alcohol.

[hetlandvan.livejournal.com]

This one's special.

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Why is that?

[hetlandvan.livejournal.com]

He helped me out during World War 2.

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Flowers might be best left for Matthew. Ferns, I wouldn't object to, however.

[waveswhiteflag.livejournal.com]

What'd I do?

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I'm declaring War on you as soon as I figure out how to mobilize and weaponize this nation of polite do-gooder useless [continued rambling cut off]

[waveswhiteflag.livejournal.com]

W-why? I give up. I don't want to fight a war.

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So then, you surrender?

[waveswhiteflag.livejournal.com]

I'll give you anything you want!

[shadowmaple.livejournal.com]

Crowley I seem to be... um ... setting things on fire.

1/?

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Matthew what did you...

2/?

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3/4

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Fire, you say?

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Marvelous. Try not to dis-corporate yourself with it, though.

(Mattie is confused as he hasn't connected the whole demon thing)

[shadowmaple.livejournal.com]

Dis-what?

Crowley what is this?

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You seem to have acquired... my talents. Do try your best not to use them before I get there. You will probably kill yourself, or if you get lucky, everyone around you instead.

[shadowmaple.livejournal.com]

Then hurry!

I do hope that Jayden didn't like that couch.

[coeurdeurope.livejournal.com]

I thought Canada was the guy blowing up my living room!?

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I've taken over for a while.

[coeurdeurope.livejournal.com]

I'd say that ain't possible, but I'm neon, so I guess possible's out to lunch.

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Out to lunch, dinner and a holiday of unknown length

[maztrusis.livejournal.com]

Wh-What did I do...?!

...wait, y-you don't look like Canada... O-Or maybe you do...