This would be far more amusing if I was excluded

[apple_inc]

This would be much more enjoyable if every person who walked past me last night didn't feel the need to point out I wear my sunglasses at night. That song has been stuck in my head longer than cassettes last in the Bentley.

A small albeit annoying price to pay for the amusement that is to be gained from the rest of the populace. You should all be glad. Lying is simply sinful. Enjoy your reprieve from it while you can because when you go back to it you're mine again.

Take this opportunity to go tell every blank-faced bugger you know exactly how you feel about them. Their rage at being told off just gets me closer to commendations.

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[mr-a-fell.livejournal.com]

While I applaud honesty, I find it simply abhorrent that you want to use a virtue for something evil. Why should someone take this advice if they will only hurt someone in the end! You sicken me, you dirty snake.

Oh dear...

//Private response to Aziraphale//

[apple_inc]

Come off it you dusty featherbag. As if my actions surprise you. I am a demon. It would seem you are not fairing any better with avoiding hurting your customers with your honesty. Face the facts. The truth is painful and aggravating

**Private to Crowley**

[mr-a-fell.livejournal.com]

It can be quite painful, but it hould not be used to make people upset. It's not fair.

**Private to Aziraphale 1/2**

[apple_inc]

No it certainly is not fair. That is what makes it so useful for me. Unless you can get all the humans to go around telling nice truths I win this round.

**Private to Aziraphale 2/2**

[apple_inc]

... Forget about that last part.

**private to Crowley**

[mr-a-fell.livejournal.com]

That is... an idea... I should probably work on curbing my own tongue first, lest I make another poor woman cry.

**private to Aziraphale**

[apple_inc]

You are supposed to be forgetting that idea!

Apparently I need to learn to stop my tongue as well. Don't expect any more ideas from me, angel. at least not intentionally.

... Clearly I'm just going to not talk to you for however long this lasts.

**private to Crowley**

[mr-a-fell.livejournal.com]

I can't say that I would like that very much, actually. I must admit that I like talking to you...

he totally forgot to filter this one

[apple_inc]

Yes. Well. I can't deny I enjoy conversations with you as well.

lolwut

[mr-a-fell.livejournal.com]

Is that so? Well, well. I am quite intrigued