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Fuck.

Get over here now.

I know you are just waiting for an excuse to close up shop.

This is urgent.

I think it's starting again.

Get.Back.Now

Comments

[mr-a-fell.livejournal.com]

What did I say about panicking?

The best way to deal with this situation is to actually take care of it. And by that I mean actually take care of it. Not something wicked like I'm certain you were thinking of. Since it is apparent that neither one of us knows where this child came from, it is just as plausible that it came from my side as it is it came from yours.

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Then why don't you ask your side what to do about the noisy thing. It doesn't shut up. I tried to give it an apple but the thing won't eat. What the fuck do you even feed these things.

Why don't you make an effort to be a woman and take care of it.

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Not it.

[mr-a-fell.livejournal.com]

You truly are insufferable, aren't you?

As before, I am on my way out with some formula and things to take care of it with. Just... just.. let it play with your glasses or find something safe for it to play with!

It most certainly can not play with my glasses

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