To Hell and Back to Hell Again

I may very well squirt myself in the head with Holy Water
I don't know how it happened
I don't care how it happened.
I just want an explanation as to why it is not fixed
Do you honestly expect me to live with an Angel?
Do you realize how much of a damper this puts on my work, my style, my... relative Sanity
All things considered, I suppose things could be worse.
However.
This needs fixed.
I do not know how long I will be able to handle sleeping on a couch in the same house as my enemy ... friend... Acquaintence
Not to mention those godawf-, helli- ... rather un-stylish chairs

I need a drink.
And a few good bad deeds.