Anthony J. Crowley

Resolution #1: I will attempt to broaden my current scope from Tayon and acknowledge that that particular area of the city does not require much assistance.

Resolution #2: Find a way to get the smoking bans removed. It is bad enough Downstairs without having to suffer it here as well.

Resolution #3: Find a way to keep Hastur distracted another year before he discovers a way to follow along for revenge.

Resolution #4: Get Downstairs to recognize the achievement of iPads. Have they even looked at the artistically designed flaws? It is a grander achievment than ipods and not a single commendation to be seen.

Resolution #5: Keep Malus alive and well. Teach him appropriate conduct and how to glare at the plants just right.

Resolution #6: I will remember to send Apple the new insurance contracts. As well as leave another of the unreleased models at a bar. That worked so brilliantly last time, even I was impressed

Resolution # 7: Think of the perfect opportunity to redeem the apple. Be sure to bewilder Aziraphale by waiting long enough but not long enough to be considered patient. Those virtues are over-rated