This is clearly your fault

[apple_inc]

Aziraphale, please do explain how all of my clothes seem to have been replaced by these... things. And where my books have gone.

How many times must I ask you not to replace my books with bibles. You tamper with everything else I own, at least leave the books alone. I worked hard to get those possession scrolls. And the dark arts memoir had my last raven feather quill pen in it. Now I will have to go and find another one. Acquiring these things is hard work, you know.

Must you be such a pest?

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[mr-a-fell.livejournal.com]

What? I think it's funny to watch you try and move them without bursting into flames. That's your punishment for not letting me replace the furniture with something from this century.

And wear a damn suit for once. You look like rubbish.

[apple_inc]

Give me back my clothes. They are perfectly fine clothes and they are comfortable.

And that furniture is uncomfortable and ghastly. The furniture I bought is comfortable and pleasing to the eyes. You just don't know what good fashioned style is like.

[mr-a-fell.livejournal.com]

Yes if by "pleasing to the eyes" you mean "should have been burned 600 years ago", then yes. Honestly, Crowley, even blind people have to shield their eyes when they look at your, for lack of a better word, taste.

[apple_inc]

Now you are just being rude. They aren't that bad. Are they?

[mr-a-fell.livejournal.com]

Yes. They are. They're atrocious. Just so you know, Orange and green were never in good taste. Especially together.

[apple_inc]

I saw people wearing them together on the tele. It is stylish. You are the one who told me to watch the blasted thing.

[mr-a-fell.livejournal.com]

You watched the tele? You? Stop the presses, this must be a sign!

Wait...

When was this? It wasn't.. say... about forty years back, was it?